fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

241,945 notes

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

41,348 notes

kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

73,902 notes

davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

37,317 notes

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

591,235 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

you ever wanna reblog a post on here but you dont because its too mean and your mama raised you better but you still hit that like button and laugh at it on your own because your grown but not that grown

18,889 notes

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

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flaew:

lost-youths:

loopwhole:

▽glow for me▽

I love you

so glow

flaew:

lost-youths:

loopwhole:

glow for me

I love you

so glow

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awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

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rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:



urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.



he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

243,435 notes